Na-Wine

Le Naturel
Zero Zero Tinto

Not fantastic, but not too bad either.

Leitz
Zero Point Five Pinot Noir

Probably the best dealcoholized red wine tried so far, but still not quite favorite-tier.

Sovi
Sparkling White

Low in sugar and tastes convincing — not just grape juice.

Susurrus
Sparkling Tea

A good low-sugar stand-in for a light wine when one would otherwise be called for.

Surely
Sparkling Rosé

Works fine, though the Sovi rosé is better.

Sovi
Sparkling Rosé

Refreshing and not too sweet.

Ish
Sparkling Rosé

Comes in a full champagne-style bottle, feels more festive than cans — a winner, and relatively low sugar.

Surely
Sauvignon Blanc

Their brut is awesome, but this sauvignon blanc sucks.

Proxies
Red Clay

Not wine and not pretending to be — but occupies the same space at the table.

Giesen
Pinot Grigio

Tastes fine, and the real appeal is that it's not overly sugary, not too sweet, and relatively low calorie.

Proxies
Pink Salt

Not wine and not pretending to be — but occupies the same space at the table.

Opia
Organic Non-Alcoholic Rosé

A good, lightly sparkling rosé that's not too sweet — nothing to feel embarrassed bringing to a party.

Thomson & Scott
Noughty Rouge

Basically tastes like grape juice — not a very interesting flavor.

Non
No. 7 Stewed Cherry and Coffee

A red-wine stand-in that isn't trying to mimic wine — delicious and low sugar.

Non
No. 3 Toasted Cinnamon and Yuzu

A white-wine stand-in that isn't trying to mimic wine — delicious and low sugar.

Non
No. 1 Salted Raspberry and Chamomile

Doesn't try to taste like wine, but fills the same emotional and practical role — and it's not too sweet.

Kally
Golden Sparkler

Green tea, verjus, and botanicals — a nice sparkling white-wine replacement that isn't trying to taste like wine.

Leitz
Eins Zwei Zero Sparkling Riesling

Bordering on too sweet, but refreshing and nice in a wine glass at a party.

Leitz
Eins Zwei Zero Rosé

A bit on the sugary side, but refreshing and nice in a wine glass at a party.

Lyre's
Classico Sparkling

A really great prosecco replacement — nice bubbles, not too sweet.

Surely
Brut

Good for pouring into a wine glass at a party — a little too sweet and syrupy to be a favorite, though not too sugary on paper.

Odd Bird
Blanc de Blancs

Pretty good, though a slightly thick mouthfeel keeps it out of favorite territory.