Savory

A nice, complex taste that doesn't map to any specific cocktail — cold, straight from the can into a cocktail-up glass is the move.

Not wine and not pretending to be — but occupies the same space at the table.

Easy to imagine someone else liking this — just wasn't a personal fit.

Not wine and not pretending to be — but occupies the same space at the table.

Meant to imitate a fruity beer, but drinks more like a genuinely tasty soda.

Doesn't try to taste like wine, but fills the same emotional and practical role — and it's not too sweet.