Widely-Available

The default answer behind most bars' mocktail menus — better used to slow down a low-ABV cocktail than as a true zero-alcohol substitute.

An extremely convincing near beer — almost easy to forget it doesn't have alcohol.

Not good — but it's an early mover, so it's what most bars pour by default.

It's everywhere, but it's one of the worst fake bourbons on the shelf.

Not quite the body of the real thing, but damn close — tasty and convincing.