Gin

Unlike their rum and coke, the botanicals here read as soap.

The default answer behind most bars' mocktail menus — better used to slow down a low-ABV cocktail than as a true zero-alcohol substitute.

A very convincing rendition of a gin and tonic.

None of the NA gins are truly good, but this is the closest — makes a nice-ish martini shaken with a lemon twist.

Probably the best NA "gin" out there — robust and heavy on the juniper.

Slightly better than other NA gins, with a nice peppery bite — but Monday and Ish gins are still better.